Every once in a while I google myself just to see what comes up. This morning I googled my name using its maiden name form and found someone resembling me a little bit. It had my correct age, my childhood home as my current address (haven't lived there in 24 years), and my phone number as the old land line number that Jamie and I had when we were first married (which is no longer connected). But what was most puzzling was the occupation that it listed for me. It listed me as being in a managerial position for Payless Shoes.
Very weird because I've never worked there. I don't even shop there. I've never worked at any shoe store in my life.
